As promised, this is what the UK has come up with for this year’s Eurovision Song Contest from “teenage singing sensation Josh Dubovie”.
Dream ? It’s a musical nightmare with night sweats.
“After impressing audiences with the track That Sounds Good To Me, written by Pete Waterman and Mike Stock, Josh said: “I’m so so happy, I really can’t believe it. I never dreamed I’d come this far.”
Dream ? It’s a musical nightmare.
It appears to be Google-translated from the original Latvian and then transcribed by a tone-deaf short-order chef threatened by puppet cleavage.
Am I being too harsh ? No. This is utterly awful. It might have made the top 5 in the ESC in 1986.
“You bring the sunshine, I’ll bring the good time”. And I’ll bring the high-pressure water cannon.
Why is the audience cheering ? Are they being threatened by security guards ?
Let us hope that the Scandanavians get their reindeer effluent together.