Posted by Andy Bell
Guys & gals, fear not. The voice has returned, and is sexily deep as it recovers.
Think Barry White with the bass knob full on.
I am under strict doctor’s instructing to wear a scarf throughout the program as well as an undershirt. No partial nudity this week.
So onto the split round of AFL tips – this is where it either goes very right or very wrong. You have been warned.
Hawthorn by momentum
Carlton by opposition bandwagon derailment
Brisbane by Fevola not being silly
North by irritation
Western Bulldogs by a Johnno
Geelong by every measure available
Sydney by desperation
Melbourne by dawning realisation of a new, golden era