For your perusal, a number of vexed questions and the answers to them.
These answers have not been researched and are based on nothing but gut feeling and a large flat white.
I have the makings of a popular columnist.
And so to setting the record as straight as I can:
Q: How many articles about Rove McManus being on the “verge on a US TV deal” can possibly be written ?
A: No such number known to man.
Q: When will we next hear a reasoned political argument on “Q & A” ?
A: I refer the Honorable Member to my answer concerning Mr McManus.
Q: Where is the worst behaving collection of tram passengers ?
A: A dead-heat between the corner of Swanston & Collins and the corner of Elizabeth & Collins. A training tip: you have to let people OFF the tram before you can get ON the tram.
Q: If numbers on players’ shirts are there to help spectators identify those playing, why is it that at the Rugby World Cup the numbers are getting smaller & smaller ?
A: More room for useful stuff like advertising slogans and/or Tweets.
Q: What is fashion ?
A: No idea but paisley socks & velour are but moments away. Gina Gee knows all.